Today, I received this in the mail:
The pillow is mine, the goose is a new addition. Cute, right? And so nice of someone to send me a goose! And on Valentine's Day!
But the thing is, this isn't a normal goose — it's an international goose who was sent directly to me from South Africa. And the other thing is, I don't have a clue who it's from.
I checked for drugs in said goose, thinking this might be some sort of weird Brokedown Palace thing, but no drugs. Or maybe it's a reference to Sully and the miracle on the Hudson.
Either way, I have a new goose friend. Thank you, anonymous donor in South Africa, for sending it to me.